tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21406889.post864626673346498224..comments2023-03-24T10:21:15.299+00:00Comments on Horton's Folly: A Dire WarningHORTON CAREWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17428816762591452278noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21406889.post-83959490256559402302008-01-26T00:52:00.000+00:002008-01-26T00:52:00.000+00:00My dear Jock, the answer is obvious. You should ab...My dear Jock, the answer is obvious. You should abandon your cat-haggis, which is revolting, and replace it with a genuine haggis, made with sheeps' lungs, scrotums, and bile, which will be delicious.HORTON CAREWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428816762591452278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21406889.post-80809531339544265792008-01-25T08:42:00.000+00:002008-01-25T08:42:00.000+00:00Horton, this information leaves me in something of...Horton, this information leaves me in something of a dilemma: I have already purchased what is now evidently a cat-based haggis from Aspick & Sons Family Butchers, and said haggis is now boiling away on the hearth ahead of tonight's festivities. Should I eat it or seek a genuine haggis from a more reputable establishment?Groanin' Jockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10129803724044090064noreply@blogger.com