Those of you who have been following the comments left by other readers will have noted that I am currently being hounded by a postgraduate who believes me to be fictional. He wishes to conduct a series of interviews with the author of this electronic diary whom he erroneously imagines to be someone other than myself.
Ordinarily I would not humour such forwardness and brazen cheek, but as he has promised to pay me £5 per interview, I have decided to accommodate the cove. Thus will I pretend to be a writer who has fabricated everything in this electronic diary. I will disguise myself as an author and tell this postgraduate exactly what he wants to hear, even if that involves maintaining the pretence that I, Horton Carew, am a fictional character.
This will not be easy, but I believe I am up to the challenge.
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Well, £5 is VERY hard to refuse when you just have to be yourself. Maybe make sure you meet in a public place and wear some dungarees.
be very careful old boy. make sure to check your postgraduate's identification, lest he be not what he appears.
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