Horton's Folly
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Bee Curd
The face of Blanche, when its jowls are tweaked, blurts curd from its wizened mouth! When spread upon an oatcake, it tastes not unlike horseradish.
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About Me
HORTON CAREW
Dundee, Scotland, United Kingdom
I was born in a hovel in Dundee, the product of a union between a syphilitic scullion and a prominent biscuit maker. I went to school several times, and know some facts.
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PREVIOUS ADVENTURES
The FIRST ENTRY and consequent adventure involving seagulls and Uncle Ben
A visit from Drs Flitey and Gland
A bee theory and new punctuation
A dalliance with immortality
I become a published poet
Ghosts and a grail quest
A lengthy adventure wherein I am plagued by ants and Patrick Bossert (schoolboy cubemaster)
I become a writer and theatre critic
A terrifying adventure wherein my dead mother manifests and I become dreadfully evil
I am interviewed by a postgraduate (good pictures of monkeys included)
I become an artist, accidentally impregnate my art tutor, fall in love, then become incarcerated
I formulate a plan to escape my grim asylum (I eventually succeed)
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Buzzing
Bee Curd
Notes on the Bee
A Fortuitous Discovery
Absence of Bees
Bee Searching
A Bee Theory
Yesterday's Visit Described
Anxious to Impress
Anticipating Scholars
Saint Valentine's Day
Shopping
Preparing For Guests
A Day Given Over to Idleness
Respite
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Uncle Ben Departs
again I am fine
a further up-date to calm my readers
The Grimmest of Updates
a further message from HORTON
A Curious Thermos
Recuperating with Uncle Ben
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Some other electronic diaries which might reward an idle browse one afternoon.
Professor Jessica Flitey - she is writing a monograph about me
Dr. Stu - the musings of a Computing lecturer - as exciting as it sounds!
Wilf's World - the enthusiastic thoughts of a canny youngster
Peep This Diary - three 17th Century gentlemen somehow have access to the internet
The Space Blog of Alfie Haggis - Mr Haggis needs your help
Groanin' Jock - the groanin's (groanings) of the eponymous Jock (Scot)
The Germaine Truth - strange goings on in Oregon
Websites about the Reading and the Writing
Blogfictionwriting - Thought-provoking Writing about Fiction told via 'Blogs' (Electronic Diaries)
jpsmythe - Dr James Smythe's Intellectual Musings on Electronic Fictions
Novelr - Compelling Discussions Regarding Electronic Writing
Blog Award
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